Welcome to Kick the Bucket co.

We pride ourselves on our staff satisfaction. When you join our work force you can look forward to all the exciting things an employee could desire, such as:

Resume evaluation
An interview
A job
Bi-weekly bucket rituals
And our SUSPICIOUSLY HIGH WAGE RATES

If our work environment has piqued your interest, then apply! Our company is always looking for new workers, completely unrelated to our rate of workplace injuries.

Bucket rituals may result in accidental inter-dimensional time travel.
In the event of inter-dimensional time travel, Kick the Bucket cannot be held accountable for any subsequent brain deterioration
Kick the Bucket co. is not liable for any temporary cases of permanent death

We look forward to your consensual and legally viable indentured servitude!

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